- Spear Catches Leaf: "You've just had the... unexpected honor of defeating the Black Whirlwind, the self-styled deadliest mercenary in the Jade Empire."
- Player: "What earns a mercenary a title like "deadliest?""
- Spear Catches Leaf: "The tales say this man once stormed an entire fortress alone, naked, and screaming his defiance into the night."
- The Black Whirlwind: "Ha! Scared the tar out of those border guards! But they botched the story; I was naked, screaming, *and* I was dead drunk."
I always see shit about how Hawke and Shepard are so fucking cool, and everybody always goes on about them, but nobody ever mentions Furious Ming. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LOVE FOR FURIOUS MING? LOVE HIM DAMN YOU.
ALWAYS FURIOUS MING!!!!
Baby it’s ok…
Awww come on everything will be fine!
Baby don’t cr-
all my feelings
all of them
O: i don’t know what to do, should i run or just tackle him?