- Spear Catches Leaf: "You've just had the... unexpected honor of defeating the Black Whirlwind, the self-styled deadliest mercenary in the Jade Empire."
- Player: "What earns a mercenary a title like "deadliest?""
- Spear Catches Leaf: "The tales say this man once stormed an entire fortress alone, naked, and screaming his defiance into the night."
- The Black Whirlwind: "Ha! Scared the tar out of those border guards! But they botched the story; I was naked, screaming, *and* I was dead drunk."
May 2012
This is a Furious Ming Appreciation Post
I always see shit about how Hawke and Shepard are so fucking cool, and everybody always goes on about them, but nobody ever mentions Furious Ming. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LOVE FOR FURIOUS MING? LOVE HIM DAMN YOU.
ALWAYS FURIOUS MING!!!!

Oh nooo, Bolin...
Bolin…
Baby it’s ok…
Awww come on everything will be fine!
Baby don’t cr-
AWWWWW BOLIN!!!!
Bolin
I just,
all my feelings
all of them

shia-lab3ouf started following you
O: i don’t know what to do, should i run or just tackle him?
>.>’ hmmmmmmm
Shia LaBeouf
Molly Cohn
WOW LOOK it’s shia labeouf AGAIN
(redid it a little)
MURDERING THIS ONE YES I AM
AND LOOK YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT (anon’s idea, not mine. not really sure why you would want to download this)



